*SWAT MAGAZINE ISSUE SEVEN: JULY 1998* ********************************************************************** | .Urban warfare. | | By -=The Firestarter=- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh yess the file all of you anarchists have been waiting for, this is my knowledge on carring out urban warfare I have done this many, many times before and I KNOW it works, if I where to write down all of my knowledge if would take up a very large file indeed, so I'll write a short article, maybe i'll do another some other time. Before I forget I should tell you that Urban warfare can be for fun or serious shit, I've decided to make the premeditated section for fun and the spontanious section for general riot stuff. First off: There are two types of urban warfare and both will be discussed 1: Premeditated 2: Spontainous Premeditated For this you will need: Bleach Salt (Around 1kg) Water Food colouring (Any/all colours around 10 bottles) Latex gloves Cheap toilet rolls (around 12) 5 liters of mineral water (One of those huge bottles) Bucket Shaving foam Eggs Optional: Napalm and a can or 5 of beans 1: Go to your location at around nidnight or around 10 if it's winter. 2: Tip all of the water into the bucket and add all of the food colouring. 3: Unravel about 8 toilet rolls. 4: Put on the gloves and rip the toilet rolls to pieces, mash it all up like paper mache 5: Add 500g of salt to your mixture. 6: Now carry the bucket around, while pulling handfuls out and hurling them at building, windows, cars or anything else. 7: (optional) add 3 of the eggs at this point to the mixture. 8: When you run out of toilet paper mix use the eggs. 9: Open up the 4 remaing toilet rolls and hurl them down street and over buildings, they should go like a streamer and unravel in flight 10: Find the nicest lawn you can and bleach an encircled A in to it. 11: Pour large amounts of salt on to lawns, flower beds, open windows and into letter boxes. 13: If you took the napalm and beans then pour the naplam on to the ground, maybe a carpark or near a lot of houses, then stand the bean tins on it so they are facing upwards and light the naplam. On advrage you'll have around 5 minutes to evac before the area is covered in boiling hot baked beans. (You can also use dog food) 14: Now place the can of shaving foam on the ground and throw a brick at it, it should break open and spray foam everywhere (Rember to shake the can up first) 15: and finaly piss into letter boxes. Now return home. You can do all of the above to a single house if you don't like the person. Spontainous This is more difficult and all depends on how psycotic you are, you should generaly throw BROKEN bottles at attackers, beat them with stuff like sticks, throw petrol bombs. Once you get hold of an attacker, you can have some fun, just do whatever you want. In general have fun, I mean that's what urban warfare is all about, if you can get onto a roof of a building then throw bricks and petrol bombs at attackers. Well thats how I've been doing things. Remeber to adapt you plans to your situation.