________SWAT MAGAZINE ISSUE TWENTY THREE: NOVEMBER 1999_________ / \___________________________________________/ \ / Wrap up and Disclaimer \ / \ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer S*W*A*T or S*W*A*T Magazine is not responsible for any actions occuring from this magazine or others.This is for informational purposes only and any actions described in this magazine are not meant to be done by the reader. So if you blow off your fingers, we aren't responsible. You are You! The informaion provided is mearly for means of entertainment, and in no way ment to instigate you to commit acts of terrorism, arson, fraud (that's ripping off the phone company or any other person(s) on planet earth), computer misuse (that's hacking places you shouldn't or doing anything else illegal with you computer) and any other crime. Since we believe in freedom of speech it is only fare that we exercise this right, we do this by providing information that people would like to surpress. We believe that proves our right to freedom of speech. If reading such material offends you, then we only advise that you do not continue to read the magazine. If you feel that the information provided may in some way cause you to commit a crime, then once again, we can only advise you to cease reading the magazine, if the reasons are psycological then you should seek professional help. If you are mearly seeking a thrill by carrying out a crime using information you have directly or indirectly obtained from this magazine then we cannot stop you, but you will be responsible for your own actions. We will not condone nor encourage your actions, or any other illegal acts that you or others may commit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Head---¬ \ <- Arm 1) 2) \/ . . 0 0..' . .<- Nails and stuff \|/ * .. . / <- Another arm | / / . /\ .. . _/\_ === <- Bomb _/\_ . < >. . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This issue was compiled with the help of: over 24 hours online WinNT 4 server Mandrake Linux 6 Windoze 95 (no shit, i did bits of this on all 3 O/S's) Atleast 5 gallons of coffee Several hundred bags of crisps Moral was kept up by: The #as-mag take over Music by: Marilyn Manson, KoRn, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Silverchair, Coal Chamber and Fear Factory The amusing incident with Lighter fluid that resulted in Syb_Qu1 (the guy who wrote an article the other month) setting himself on fire! The many hundreds of e-mails supporting us! (sorry that i can't reply to them all, i'm too busy) My cell fone finally getting fixed! Brakis' ferret rumour taking off in the way that it has! All the love and support i get from Andrea :-)