_________SWAT MAGAZINE ISSUE TWENTY FOUR: DECEMBER 1999_________
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Ok i don't often put IRC logs in here, but going over the #cocytusuk
one that i have i decided to pull a few extracts out, mainly because
i find them humerous, but then again i'm kinda in one of those really
odd moods at the mo :o)

*** F_S changes topic to 'Goth Chicks are Sexy!'
<iceflash> they r not
<SyZtem|Krash> lol
<TempesT> FS keep it 2 your self plz
*** [z3us] changes topic to 'Goth Chicks are Sexy! <--------- what
     planet do you live on?'
*** too-phat|DND changes topic to 'Goth Chicks are really grim!'
<viper> get a life 
<iceflash> hehhe
*** SyZtem|Krash changes topic to 'Goth Chicks Are Sexy - so Is 
     Laura :-)'
*** F_S changes topic to 'Goth Chicks are really sexy! 
   (http://firestarter.swateam.org/gothchick.html'
*** tnc changes topic to 'Pred is SHITTING it'
<viper> good
<F_S> lol this is starting to get lame
*** TempesT changes topic to 'Pred is SHITTING it coz of Brakis'
<tnc> lol
<[z3us]> (20:51) <viper> get a life <------ ib et you lead an
         interesting lfe too (sarcasm)
*** too-phat|DND changes topic to 'FireStarte & SyztemKrash you been
     smoking?'
<F_S> heh, u got something against Goth Chicks?
<smoth> should be WHAT have you been smoking ^
<viper> i have and i do bot like goth chicks
<viper> i have and i do not like goth chicks
<F_S> why not?
*** [z3us] changes topic to 'every one stop changing the topic!!!! lol'
<too-phat|DND> yeah -- they make me puke
<SyZtem|Krash> poo-phat - you even SEEN laura?
*** tnc changes topic to ''NO''
<F_S> nothing wrong with them
*** Odysseus is now known as Ody|away
<smoth> scuse me im a goth chick and im offended
<TempesT> i know some goth chick that has lezbo orgies
*** UnknownG changes topic to 'Fit Goth Chick.'
<[z3us]> yeah right they are mankey!
<viper> they r to fucking werid
<smoth> f. off
<[z3us]> i'm off for a whiel!
<too-phat|DND> fs you having us on?
<smoth> the word is different , viper
<too-phat|DND> u can't be serious
<[z3us]> when i get back i do not whant to talk about mankey goth  
         chicks!!!!
<viper> no werid
<too-phat|DND> word up
*** [z3us] is now known as [z3us]|away
<F_S> seriously, i think goth chicks are sexy, there's nothing wrong
      with them
* Erebus thinks goth chicks are nice 'n' all, but thinks it is all 
  too often the topic of conversation.
<viper> ok the meet
<viper> ok the meet
<TempesT> i am going 2 ring pred and get him online
<F_S> lol
* SyZtem|Krash likes blondes
<SyZtem|Krash> lol
*** [z3us]|away changes topic to ' when i get back i do not whant 
    to talk about mankey goth chicks!!!!-[z3us]'
<SyZtem|Krash> lol
<[z3us]|away> lol
<viper> lol
<too-phat|DND> i lile foreign bitches
<tnc> Don't bother e-mailing me saying that i need help, telling me 
that i'm a sick individual with a pesermistic outlook on the world
<<<<<LOL
<F_S> lol
<F_S> yeah that's me