_________ SWAT MAGAZINE ISSUE THIRTY FOUR OCTOBER __________ / \___________________________________________/ \ / Shit Bomb \ / By Zombie \ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: SWAT and me are not to be held responsible for your actions. If your stupid enougth to blow yourself or somebody else up it isnt my fault. APARATUS ice cream box a big glass jar soap petrol polystyrene paper straw black powder (or use one of those fireworks that ejects stuff upwards) fuse (sparkler or line of match stick heads glued 2 string will do) dog shit METHOD Mix the petrol polystyrene and soap it should become like dough then put it in the jar and place the paper on top. Now use a drill or sumthin to make a hole the size of a McDonalds straw in the side of the glass jar and push a straw through the hole and into the jar. Push the fuse through it into the section of the jar not filled.Insert the firework or black powder into the jar and if using a firework connect the two fuses now put the lid on the jar and turn it upside down in the ice cream tub. make a hole in the tub and push the straw through it.Use glue to make sure nothing gets out of the jar from the hole made in it and then using gloves or a plastic bag pick the shit up and fill the ice cream tub three quarters of the way up. Fill the rest with water and mix to form a really sick slimy concuction. Then tape the lid firmly on light the fuse and leg it!!! IDEAS * Push through someones cat flap.You can guarentee theyll have to do some redecorating! * Leave on someones doorstep or in their car Try to do these when there on holiday then the whole house will stink and it will be impossible to get the stains out of the car seats. Try and experiment with the stuff you put in it jam is pretty cool when they get back from holiday itll have gone mouldy! Any other ideas: EMAIL zombieboy@enemy-of-the-state.com