_________ SWAT MAGAZINE ISSUE THIRTY SEVEN JANUARY __________ / \___________________________________________/ \ / Lungs \ / By Decoy \ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Lungs? What the fuck? ====================== It came as a pretty big surprise to me when after asking several people on the net from all over, none of them knew what a lung was (not even ganja guru Phreakazoid!), and so I decided to educate them in my humble little way. A lung is a piece of home made equipment used for smoking pot (cannabis). Out of all the weird and wonderful creations i've used in the past, me and several friends all agreed that lungs are definitely the strongest and most effective (my favourite!). If you plan on using a lung properly then make sure you have the next few hours free. Here's how to make your own. EQUIPMENT ========= Plastic Bottle - size depends on what you personally prefer. Experiment and you'll soon figure out your favourite. For now just a normal 500ml is just fine. Plastic Bag - If you were using a bigger bottle than the above then you would probably need a bigger bag, but with this one just a normal clear sandwich bag will fit nicely. Tinfoil - As you'd expect. Safety pin - For piercing the foil Sharp Cutting Thingy - Must be suitable for cutting up the bottle. Black Tape - Black looks cooler than sellotape :) Lighter - One of those round ones you get are best. Piece of string - About 5 inch long is fine. 100 Kit Kat Chunkies - Prepare to go do battle with serious munchies! METHOD ====== 1) First before I go into the lung I will describe how to make a good bowl from the cap that will last a long time. Take the little rubber thing out of the cap and sell it to your little brother. Tell him its a hat worn by very small aliens. Heat the cap in the middle using the lighter until it is starting to melt. When it is soft enough quickly use the other (round) end to push a hole through the top of the cap. | --PUSH LIGHTER END THROUGH TOP THIS WAY | _\|/_ | ' | | | --BOTTLE CAP 2) (This is a brief description, i'm expecting you already know how to make a bowl.) Place a bit of tinfoil over the hole so it is completely covered and use the black tape to tape it on. Now push the foil down a bit to make your bowl. Use the safety pin to put a few rows of very *SMALL* holes in it. Your cap is now finished. 3) Onto the actual lung. Cut the bottom of the bottle off. Sell it to your little brother, tell him it's a hat for larger aliens than before. Cut as low down as possible so that we get a nice big smoke chamber. Now cover the sharp edges with some tape to avoid putting holes in the bag. 4) As you may have already guessed, you now simply tape your plastic bag airtight over the bottom of the bottle. Suck and blow in and out of the bottle (from the part you drink out of, idiot) to make sure there are no holes in the bag and that it fits nicely into the bottle. If there are just patch em up with tape. 5) Tape your piece of string to the bottom of the bag, so that when you have sucked the bag into the bottle you can easily pull it back out. USING THE LUNG ============== At this point it should have become pretty obvious why we call it a lung. To use it, first suck the bag right into the bottle. Now, heat up your pot and crumble it into the bowl as you do. Experiment with amounts and you soon learn how it doesnt take much to get you battered, but still dont be scared of putting too much in, the more the merrier! Now, if you have a friend they can help, or you can sit down and hold it between your knees for this part. Burn your pot with your lighter and at the same time pull your string nice and slowly and get a nice thick smoke sucked into your bottle. Then you've pulled the bag all the way out, take off the cap and huff it all back. DONT suck it in slowly, this will hurt your throat. Just take a sharp breath and hold it in a long time for maximum effect. Usually you can put the cap back onto the bottle and get a few more good burns out of it. It should now look something like this: __ |__| <-------CAP | | / \ | | <------BOTTLE | | | | |______| | | \ / | | <------SANDWICH BAG \ / || * * * <------STRING * * It's cheap and easy to make, you get a quick concentrated hit, you dont need to use as much pot and nothing goes to waste. The only disadvantages with lungs are that it does not filter out impurities like a bong and doesnt cool the smoke like a bong, but in my opinion they are still much better because of the hit. You may decide that you'd prefer one of greater size sometime, but I only intended this text to be a guideline to lungs. You should hopefully be able to make bigger ones without much help now. I personally find 500ml nice and easy to take back, and if you have nice thick smoke it will still knock your socks off so dont worry. Well I hope I have explained everything clearly enough, if you need any more help then please dont hesitate to e-mail me. I hope my work will bring you great amounts of joyful feelings! Have phun! -=[Decoy]=- ======================================================================= Written By - Decoy Contact - slayer_of_angels@hotmail.com Site - http://www.scamuk.com/ (up soon!) =======================================================================